Curse of the fridge

One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him:

"Tell me what happened to your back ?"

The patient replies: "Sir, I work fora local night club. This morning I go to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out
and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I grabbed the fridge and threw it athim. It was very heavy That is how I strained my back .!!!"

Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said: "My previous patient looked bad, . But you look terrible .. What the hell happened to you .??"

He replied: "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ., today was the first day at my new job .. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late, .. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time , and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge ., I don't knowhow and where from this fridge fall on me !!!"

Before closing hours, the third patient comes He looks like he was punished in hell

The doctor is shocked.
He asked: "What is the hell happened to you .??"

The patient replies:
"Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge..

एक सवाल...

जितनी बार तुमसे मिलकर आती हूं

कुछ तुम्हारे पास रह जाती हूं

क्या तुम्हें भी ऐसा लगता हैं? कि

तुम भी कुछ मेरे साथ ही चल देते हो

 

मनीषा शर्मा~

आते-जाते

शाम ढले वो क्षण

जब मिलते है, दो दिन

न आज न कल

तुमने इक दिन को जाते देखा

मैंने इक दिन को आते देखा

अपनी-अपनी नज़र

अपना-अपना नजरिया..

मनीषा शर्मा~ 

How shinig is gold in India - Part 2

Do read Part-1

There are thousands of  treasures worldwide; many stories are told about them, they are also likely to be non-existent, but to this date nobody has ever been able to find them. People have been searching for them for so long and probably will continue to search. Some might get found, whilst some might not and might remain as a mystical secret forever. Many in this date  have an unlimited stash of gold; which  they have concealed from the eyes of the world.

A few years ago, locked up inside the cellars of  Sri Padmanabhaswamy Temple (in Kerala) was found vast property, most of which was gold. Gold coins, gold crowns, pots of gold, gold jewelry; all in all lots of gold. The found treasure is said to have worth of a million and twenty thousand crore rupees. Many of the temple's cellars still remains to be opened. Now one can imagine the property and its price that the rest of the cellars hold.

In 2009, a gold crown worth 45 million was offered by a politician in Tirupati Balaji temple. People saw this with their own eyes and so they knew its cost; but the price of those offering that we haven't seen is probably beyond the grasp of our imagination. Every year, hundreds of kg of gold-silver and precious diamonds enters the temple as an offering. In 2010, Tirupati Trust submitted 1,075 kg of gold in SBI. In 2010, the gold offering this temple got from just the VIP's that came here, was around 21 lakh Rs. In 2009, 500 kg of gold was submitted in Overseas Bank by this temple. In 2004 8 thousand kg gold could not be melted only because of the stones carved in it; back then its costs had been estimated 1 thousand 680 thousand million rupees. According to reliable sources, every year in this temple, 1,825 kg of gold and 800 kg silver offerings comes in. In 2007, when Vellore Sirpuram temple was constructed, 10,500 kg of gold was used into it, the estimated value of it was 325 million rupees. In 2011, 17 ton silver was found is a famous temple in Orissa, its total worth was 117 million rupees. After the death of SatyaSae Baba, when the rooms of his ashram were opened, gold worth more than millions was found.

When a temple is offered so much gold, they do not understand what to do with it; they either submit it in the bank or paint it on the walls of the temple. Those who give such offerings clearly have no shortage of money, but do they really not care what the temple would do these offerings? The black money that people are not able to consume turns into “Offerings” that they give in those temples. The temple is considered the most sacred site, but there is more black money here in form of offerings than the one stashed in Swiss Bank.

In December 2010, Andhra Pradesh High Court ordered that it is useless to use silver and gold on the temple walls. Gold plate on the temples is totally rude. The offerings to the temples should not be considered as donation but a gift, because God is the creator of this world. God is almighty. Who can dare to donate something to the creator? There is a custom of exchanging gifts;  so here we need to understand that if a person possess so much property to make such huge donations, then what does this person wants in return for this offering.  You could also say that many times people pour heavy offerings after the completion of a votive; does one person only ever has one votive in his whole life? From ancient times people have believed that if one desires for strength, prosperity and happiness, then they should God offer God gold-silver parasol, jewels, throne, flute, garlands and crowns etc.

Despite being very important for life, other metals have no position in front of gold. Poet Raheem has compared the desire of gold with the intoxication of Dhatura. 

कनक कनक ते सौगुणी,

मादकता अधिकाय

या खाए बौराय जग

या पाए बौराय

कनक का मतलब जहां धतुरा है वहीं इसे सोना भी कहा गया।

Now you must have understood why we became the Golden bird. This country have always been the country of Kings and Queens; who had always wanted to expand their wealth and treasures along with their states, and because of which gold had always been all over Hindustan. We can say that we have inherited this gold addiction and are used to it.

Student v/s Professor

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor

sir, do u know everything about law?

Prof: yes

student; if u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me 'A'
professor agreed

boy asked, 'what is legal but nt logical, logical but nt legal & neither legal nor logical?

prof thought it about it for hrs & pondered no answer

He had to finally give up as he really did nt know. He gave the boy his 'A'

the following day, professor asked same Ques to his students

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands

He asked one student

he answered: sir, u're 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but nt logical
ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but nt legal

ur wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet u have given him an 'A'
It's neither logical nor legal

The professor collapsed =)

जानकी

क्या भाप लिया होगा तब जानकी ने

भविष्य समूची नारी जाति का

कि जीते जी देह में आग लगाने की

एक अंतहीन शुरूआत हो चुकी...

मनीषा शर्मा~ 

Poison

If a poison is outdated or expired

Is it less poisonous or more poisonous?!